A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."
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Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness:
The lawyer: "Did you actually see the accident?"
The witness: "Yes, sir."
The lawyer: "How far away were you when the accident happened?"
The witness: "Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches."
The lawyer (thinking he'd trap the witness): "Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?"
The witness: "Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some stupid lawyer would ask me that question."
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big shrimpy dog beds
small pet carriers
flexible moulding
caddis pet beds
hip hop news
wow
look so pretty
where was this wow
paula
paula your so pritty
Pretty
U look so pretty here paula
Pretty
U look so pretty here paula
sexy
nada simplemente linda y muy tierna
sexy
nada simplemente linda y muy tierna
BUGS BUNNY
COOL
pretty
u look sooo pretty, n so does that shirt, can i have it? lol, jk jk, its gorgeous, but i know thats not gonna happen.
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ayelet <3